The 2 Worst Hair Trends Of All Time
The 2 Worst Hair Trends Of All Time By Chrizo
There have been some wild and wacky hair trends in my day!
From braids and the Gumby to the dreaded shag, I’ve seen a lot, and today I’m going to break down some of the wildest and wackiest hair trends of all time.
I remember the first time I saw something crazy, I thought to myself, “Wow, you’re rockin’ a Gumby?” But that still didn’t take the cake … shags were the worst!
So allow me to break ’em down.
The Shag: A shag is where it’s low pretty much all around your whole head ‘til you get to the back, where your hairline is, and then it’s just a big fuzzy patch of hair. This was popular in the ’80s, but Kanye West remixed it during his 808s and Heartbreaks era. I didn’t understand why guys even wore that.
I thought, why do guys want a shag? It looks crazy. I used to have to cut it on a regular basis and I couldn’t believe it. It was just so funny.
The Gumby: The Gumby was laughable, but if you’re an entertainer, you can wear whatever ‘cause people see you on TV as being different. But if you’re a regular person, don’t do what entertainers do. Don’t wear a Gumby like you saw Bobby Brown do back in the day!
He had a Gumby with an S-curl and it worked for him at the time. But when you’re a regular person, it’s not cool walking around like a clay-mation children’s character.
While there have been a lot of outrageous hairstyles, these have been the worst hair trends of all time. Let me know what you think should make the list as well.
-Chrizo
