9 Reasons Why Y’all Can’t Be Eating At Everybody House

Thanksgiving is in a couple of days and I’m excited to head over to my mother’s house for some good homecooked food. It’s a safe and reliable bet for food. While a few of my friends either plan on house hopping for Thanksgiving or are going over to a friend’s place for the big meal, I’m here to remind you all that you can’t eat at everybody’s house.

Why?

You never know who’s got roaches. You’ll be mid-conversation and feel something crawling on your head like this guy.

https://twitter.com/stfuslutx/status/880384612920197121

Hit the flip for more reasons you can’t eat at everybody’s house.

You’ll be forced to listen to their problems over Mac & Cheese that’s just “ok.”

https://twitter.com/drugcravings/status/931343338501836800

They might make strange things for Thanksgiving Dinner.

Their pets are part of the family.

https://twitter.com/maggiegeha/status/930936771428438021

People have weird traditions that you might not be ready for, like if they break out in the electric slide after dinner– but you can’t dance.

https://twitter.com/BlackPplVines/status/932098882871234560

You’re not ready to listen to hours of stories about Minecraft over bad dressing.

https://twitter.com/BlogXilla/status/932654455018975232

You’ve gotta question everything on the menu because some people serve bread turkey.

https://twitter.com/BlogXilla/status/932668404804345856

You’ll have to question some of the ingredients in the potato salad if you’re not careful. French Fries?

You might catch a charge or get called as a witness to a crime.