7 Things That Can Save You From Sophia The Robot

Unless you’ve been under a rock for the last few weeks, you know about Sophia the robot citizen. She slipped up during an interview and revealed she wants to destroy the human race. Since then, she can’t be trusted. To err on the side of caution, here are 7 things to remember about the pending robot destruction of the human race that can possibly save your life.

1. She stunted on your whole life already.

https://twitter.com/NasMaraj/status/937059485046202369

2. She can process shade and hate faster than Google.

3. Remind her that people of color have never harmed a robot.

4. Show her proof.

https://twitter.com/KaiSmith626/status/936664113073283072

5. She wanted a baby before she wanted hair.

6. So keep some fire music on your phone at all times.

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7. If that doesn’t work improvise.

Be prepared, stay alert and be safe. #FreeTax