The NSFW List: Your Weekly Dose Of Inappropriate Content

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GlobalGrind.com presents: 10 links not to click while you’re on the clock:

1. Don’t watch this “Twitter After Dark” classic featuring a frisky elderly woman preying on her well-intentioned chauffeur because…

… Well, there’s really nothing you can say when your supervisor asks you WTF made this more important than your assignments.

2. Dont watch this viral clip of bored Middle Eastern ballers playing jump rope with an ATV because…

https://twitter.com/theworldoffunny/status/975870410305744898

…You might be inspired to explore new levels of laziness for the rest of the day.

Hit page 2 for more content that could get your fired.

3. Don’t listen to DJ Envy & Gia Casey’s podcast episode dissecting their Desus & Mero beef while you’re at the office because…

HR will judge your taste in content, and rightfully so.

Check out Bossip’s Sparknotes here if you must know how the beige drama fizzled out into teachable moment for Envy and his son, or just watch Desus & Mero’s epic flame sesh again.

4. Even though Internets OG Dallas Penn and his co-hosts drop plenty of gems on the new Talkitecture podcast, don’t listen at work because…

…The former Combat Jack Show fire-starter is prone to making statements that might get you terminated if overheard by the wrong Funkyberg.

https://twitter.com/jeedorahgking3/status/977630912685916160

Keep clicking for more content that’s too spicy, sexy or silly for office hours.

5. Don’t watch this Klay Thompson interview clip at work because…

https://twitter.com/fakesportscentr/status/970315305380655104

…You will get written up for making inappropriate “Pause” and “That’s what she said” jokes before 3 PM.

6. Don’t watch these bees avenge their friend’s death until after you’re off because…

https://twitter.com/thescarynature/status/975945581368619008

…You will be standing up at your desk shouting “Wu-Tang” by the end of the video.

7. Don’t look at these hilarious Twitter captions for ASOS’ “ghosting” models because…

https://twitter.com/charlesalexnder/status/977154427957084160

…You will have to explain ghosting to a co-worker to justify your random snickering, and odds are you or them as either ghosted or been ghosted. That’s a hard topic to segue from.

8. Don’t watch this well-deserved beatdown of a local thief because…

…You will only be one-click-away from WorldStarHipHop fight compilations.

9. Don’t read Juicy J’s interview with Rolling Stone about the enduring influence of “Slob On My Knob” because…

…You won’t be able to resist bumping some classic 3-6 Mafia after the shot of nostalgia.

https://twitter.com/glennking_439/status/976539739728695296

10. Don’t watch this untold story of government corruption and racism because…

https://twitter.com/mcmullenforus/status/976124922115305472

…You will get your company added to the FBI’s Black identity extremist list, with all arrows leading back to you.

Bonus:

Don’t watch this ad for the fictional “box-eating” app Lickster because…

https://twitter.com/mohammeddaimi/status/975792140734300160

…That’s just nasty.