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2018 Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival - Weekend 1 - Day 2

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I’m over Beyoncé.

Finished.

DONE.

If you’re living under a rock and wasn’t aware that Queen Bey gave the performance of her life at Coachella, consider yourself safe.

IT WAS TEW MUCH.

Bey basically took over the whole Coachella establishment and gave the world almost two hours of singing, dancing, stepping, Black culture, iconic reunions and just all around slayage.

To put it frankly…the whole thing was offensive.

If your love for Beyoncé has become so overwhelming that you actually think you might hate her, I understand.

I’m happy to provide a safe space for all of us.

Swipe through for some of the moments that made me want to “cancel” Beyoncé for owning our lives.

First off, this happened…

Then she sang the Black National Anthem “Lift Every Voice and Sing”…no doubt causing the ancestors to raise from the dead and pull out a lawn chair for Coachella.

Then she got all the fellas in line, stepped like her life depended on it, and told the crowd to suck her balls.

Disrespectful.

Next, she combined “Sorry” with “Me, Myself and I” and it was EVERYTHING.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhmTR2ElVhO/?hl=en&tagged=sorry

Also, she had two dancers give an emotional performance to Nina Simone‘s “Lilac Wine,” once again making the ancestors cry out no doubt.

https://twitter.com/iteobesta/status/985564101454708736

When she swagged and surfed on these h*es.

That time she was like, “okay, I’m going to invite all the angels to Coachella now.”

https://twitter.com/Passeks/status/985424770148786176

When she was like “oh yea, Destiny’s Child is here too.”

https://twitter.com/Trueherrera_/status/985433769917038592

Solange also dropped by and was like…

And finally, her mashups in general were as you might have guessed…disgusting.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhn2eDIF1Oi/?tagged=beyoncecoachella

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhoBBKAHHaz/?tagged=beyoncecoachella

 

So there you have it.

If you’re a Beyoncé hater, again, I understand.

I hate her too.