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The Anglican Church of the Holy Spirit explained their raunchy sign for folks whose mind was, shall we say…elsewhere.

“You don’t open your mouth and yell at somebody, you close your mouth and swallow,” a spokesperson said.

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“If you want to say something, keep your mouth closed for a bit. Swallow it, don’t spit it out,” they continued.

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(Sigh)

Be patient with us lawd!

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