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Seriously, when White people dance, do they dance to the beat of the song or the lyrics?

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There’s probably literally 10 non-pigmented folks on the planet that can actually dance on beat and have a little bit a rhythm. And half of them were members of N’SYNC.

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Unfortunately, these ladies didn’t get the gene that enables Caucasian people to dance to the sound of the music versus the words. They thought they killed it though:

Did they snap, or nah?

https://twitter.com/50sequels/status/1013147289362292736

https://twitter.com/superalism/status/1013212725474807808

Sorry we made you watch that — but it’ll either make you grateful that you have rhythm, or force you to figure out how to get some.

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