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Ryan Reynold's Movie 'Stoned Alone' Should Cast These 8 Stars

Ryan Reynold’s ‘Home Alone’-Inspired Movie ‘Stoned Alone’ Should Cast These 8 Stars

An on-set lighter will be required.

Published on July 26, 2018
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Ever wonder how Kevin McCallister would get the job done in Home Alone if he was baked to perfection.

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Well you should be ashamed of yourself! That was a PG-rated movie!

Unless…

You were high while watching it and came up with some great ideas…

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I’d imagine this was the process for the upcoming Ryan Reynolds-produced flick Stoned Alone.

According to Variety, the movie will follow a “20-something loser who misses the plane for his holiday ski trip and gets high at home — only to then discover that thieves have broken into his house.”

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The movie has no release date yet and is in early development, so I thought I’d whip up a list of who could play the lead stoner — age limitations aside.

Swipe through and find out which star should put one in the air while fending off pesky robbers!

Method Man

Pot smokers. How High movie….self explanatory.

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Tom Cruise

Action packed, yet mellow at the same time.

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Whoopi Goldberg

Something about zero-patience Whoopi vs two robbers screams Academy Award.

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Lakeith  Stanfield

We can expect an interdimensional, philosophical criminal ass-whipping.

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Snoop Dogg

Another star that needs no further explanation. These robbers don’t want none of Uncle Snoop!

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Meryl Streep

Think 101 Dalmatians Glenn Close plus The Devil Wears Prada Meryl.

She will read these robbers for FILTH.

Oscar!

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Matthew McConaughey

How many times has Matt done some wild sh*t. The burglars would NOT be ready.

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Cardi B

The Bronx girl will come out when up against two thieves! And the soundtrack?

OVAH!

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