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Naturally, having Oprah knock on your door is millions of dollars away from having some canvasser interrupt your Netflix and chill.

There are only seven reasonable stages of emotions after opening your door to this…

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Hit the next pages to find out what they are!

Stage One

You act a complete fool.

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Stage Two

You still need time…

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Stage Three

You try to keep a happy face when Oprah tells you she’s not here to give you a car, but she’s here to get you to vote.

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Stage Four

Like, seriously…you won’t be getting a car today.

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Stage Five

Then you actually start listening to Oprah and she starts talking about Stacey’s core issues such as affordable housing, access to health care and voting rights.

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Stage Six

You actually consider voting for Stacey, but before you give your answer, you double check to make sure you won’t be getting a car…

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Stage Seven

You snag a pic with Oprah, then send her on her way.

All your dreams didn’t come true, but you enjoyed the experience…and now you’re confident in your vote!

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