U.S. Government Says Zombies Aren't Real! (DETAILS)
Slow Ya Roll! U.S. Government Says Zombies Aren’t Real!
The term “Zombie Apocalypse” has been buzzing everywhere since the vicious attack in Miami on Saturday during which a crazed man ate another man’s face. But the government is stepping in to shut all the Zombie talk down.
With a series of other cannibal-like stories hitting the news, folks have become concerned a Zombie takeover is going down, but the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says there’s no such thing.
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The CDC spokesman David Daigle tells Huffington Post:
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)”
The 31 year old Rudy Eugene’s, who ate the face of the 65-year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo, body was un-phased by the hail of police bullets piercing his body until he finally collapsed.
On Tuesday Alexander Kinyua, a student from Maryland confessed to murdering his roommate and then eating parts of his heart and brain. It has also been reported that in New Jersey a man stabbed himself multiple times in front of police and then threw piece of his skin and intestine at the cops.
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There may no Zombie epidemic according to the CDC but something just ain’t right!
